Status Profile
Name : Jon Jenkins
Car : Honda Civic
Residence: Lyndsay, Ontario
Music Genre : Whatever
Sports : Used to Play Hockey
Dislikes : Drama Club
Nickname : J Jonah
Flaw : Although Living on his Own, Still Refuses to Pay for Cable TV
Hobbies : Killing Live Animals Such as Racoons with Cinder Blocks
Criminal Record : Calling in a Bomb Threat in Grade 9 (TRUE)
Favorite Beer : Moosehead
Future Dreams : Catch the Worlds Biggest Bass
Quote : "Chicks love the patch."